Oct 16
The Sexless Innkeeper
- Barney: ...Back in her cave, she prepared a snack. Beneath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack. But when she returned, she found a sound sleeper...and thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper [back to Ted] and so are you.
- Ted: Wait, you're saying that girl just used me so she could have a place to crash?
- Barney: Ted, you mentioned that you lived upstairs. She saw that tweed jacket which basically says you're not interested in nor probably even capable of having sex and she thought, hey, free lodging.
- Ted: No way, I'm not the Sexless Innkeeper.
- Barney: Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you.
- Robin: Which is funny, because usually, it's the innkeeper that offers turndown services. Oh! [highfives Barney]
