October 2011
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July 2011
8 posts
June 2011
6 posts
May 2011
4 posts
April 2011
4 posts
March 2011
6 posts
January 2011
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Dear Tumblr
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
July 2010
1 post
“Mistletoe,” said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries...”
January 2010
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October 2009
45 posts
The Sexless Innkeeper
Barney: ...Back in her cave, she prepared a snack. Beneath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack. But when she returned, she found a sound sleeper...and thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper [back to Ted] and so are you.
Ted: Wait, you're saying that girl just used me so she could have a place to crash?
Barney: Ted, you mentioned that you lived upstairs. She saw that tweed jacket which basically says you're not interested in nor probably even capable of having sex and she thought, hey, free lodging.
Ted: No way, I'm not the Sexless Innkeeper.
Barney: Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you.
Robin: Which is funny, because usually, it's the innkeeper that offers turndown services. Oh! [highfives Barney]
Today, my sister and I were watching the fifth...
everythingharrypotter:
(via tiaaaaa)
Greatest Text from Last Night ever. ♥
(124): Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn’t upset me at all
Ya know what would be funny?
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, “If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.” Just then the eclipse would start, and they’d probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
WatchGlee preview. Love the song.
